Has anyone seen the recent trend on Twitter for explaining the plot of a film badly? If not, take a look… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
I’ve attempted a few of my own. Can you guess what these are?
(1) Will Smith smokes a cigar & steals a foreigner’s ride, teams up with a vegan hacker on a 2-man hate mission to space…
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(2) A dead guy & a guy who’s sometimes a dog are trapped in a love triangle with a girl who jumps off cliffs for attention…
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(3) There’s a train. People wave sticks at each other. Two dudes with three faces squabble over a stone. The kid wins…
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(4) A pale Scotsman swims in a toilet that would make Glastonbury proud, after shagging a schoolgirl and shitting the bed…
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(5) A young boy has a nervous breakdown in the attic of his school, and thinks his mother’s name was “Moonchild”…
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(6) A public school teenager plays a saxophone in a cave, then everybody stands on their desks and quotes Walt Whitman…
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(7) Colour-coded criminals mess up a bank robbery, then commit sadism to 70s music…
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There’s some brilliantly witty, funny and downright stupid ones out there at the moment. Here are some of my personal favourites…
Racially diverse group journeys to a volcano to destroy jewellery (from @LOTRReactss)
These children go to absurdly dangerous chocolate factory. It’s like Battle Royale but with diabetes (via @edfomeara)
A rich white man actually thinks he can keep a bunch of dinosaurs in cages (via @actionavey)
Rubbish nun dresses singing children in curtains, shags their father & runs up a mountain pursued by angry Germans (via @CraigsContinuum)
Guy who doesn’t know he’s a ghost follows a small boy around like a pervert (via @CraiggyPops)
A huge battle to save a school from a guy with no nose (via @MagicLawrence)
Feel free to share your own bizarre plot synopses in the comments below! 🙂
J.M. Weselby @ Magpie Creative Writing Services 
I got all of those (eventually) except 5. I’m very bad at these, but I did try: Urban revolutionary is tragically executed, and then everybody has a jolly sing-song.
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I have no idea which film that is for!
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See, I told you I was bad at them. Still, always look on the bright side of life, eh?
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No, wait, what was the film?!?
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Tch. Kids today. 🙂 Life of Brian, innit.
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Of course!!! Duh me!!
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I’m old enough for LoB!!
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“Guy who doesn’t know he’s a ghost follows a small boy around like a pervert.” That is friggin’ hilarious XD
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This was my favourite, too…. brilliant!!
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